More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(For the week of March 24, 1998)
Gesella - "Does an intelligent, argumentative, young woman make you feel intimidated? Good. I like it that way!"
Jen - "Yes, I think I DO know you from somewhere....that's why I stopped going there."
Glindaa36 - "I'm like the Moon, I have many phases. This phase is my "FUCK YOU" one!"
Rhonda - "I will not be controlled! If I want controlling, my paycheck would have your name on it!"
Susanna-sofia - "I'm really nice -if I get MY WAY NOW!"
Sharon - "Go out with you? I already have 4 children in my life..what the HELL would I do with another one?"
Melanie - "My idea of dressing for success is elastic waistbands and a really "broken in" bra."
Missi - "No thanks, I have a vibrator....AND IT WORKS!!"
Rhayedyn - "PLEASE! I'm supposed to be impressed by THAT?!"
Elaine - "Men: can't live with them...pass the beer nuts."
Mara - "Bitchiness must be hereditary 'cause I'm just like my mother!"
Susan - "Well guys, you've been in charge since the beginning of time, and you've fucked it up royally. I'm here now, I'm taking over, so get the fuck out of my way."
Jody - "Take charge of your own life instead of letting all the sorry-assed jerks you sleep with tell you what to do."
Darkmedicine - "The difference between a male and female cop, he's the one sitting at the red light, scratching his balls."
Carole - "Patience is a virtue. I am NOT a virtuous person."
Haybuddy1 - "Soulmates are something you put next to your inserts inside your shoes."
Melissa - "Shut the fuck up. Learn to buck up."
Jen - "I'm not pretending to be anything, I'm a bitch, I've always been a bitch, and guess what asshole?? I'm always gonna be a bitch!!"
Helene - "I am not in this world to live up to your expectations"
Mariel - "When I find a guy with bigger balls than me, I might consider him "potential"."
Oveun - "Yes sir, I know exactly what a CPU looks like, it's relatively the same size as your penis."
Marsu - "Get a brain before you insult mine! ...., and no, I'm not a lesbian."
Maria - "Save your breath, you might need it"
Ali - "I don't care what sex you are, or how much you spent on it, you're supposed to RIDE your bloody motorbike, not stand and admire it."
Sally - "If you want to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the crowd!"
Patricia - "Take a bath, shave and get a partridge in a pear tree... you hopeless shithead."
Sandee - "If the truth hurts....take an aspirin!"
Terry - "Love sucks, I don't."
Heidi - "Mark your territory if you must - but if you try to put me in it, you'll discover your marker gone."
Victoria - "Get off the cross...we need the wood."
Sasha - "Who needs to put up with your crap when I have more fun masturbating?!"
Mavele - "FEH-MUH-NIST!! Gun-totin', ax-throwin', take no prisoners, queen of my world, angry, pissed off bitch on wheels!! Hothead And I ain't shavin' shit for you, boy!"
Nicole - "The only reason people deem Heartless Bitches as such is because we actually have a clue. Imagine that."
Night - Q:"are you a boy or a girl?" A: "neither, I am an adult."
Linda - "Men who are wrapped up in themselves make mighty small packages."
Maria - "So what if I'm a Bitch.. AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE!!!"
Catharina - "If there was a Nobel Prize for bitchiness it would easily be mine!"
Jody - "If God gave me big boobs honey, then I really don't need to take a look at the small dick he gave you."
Jennifer - "Come visit a nice place to die"
Naomi - "I don't HAVE to be nice!"
Corinne - "Grow up, stand up and be responsible for your actions!"
Ginny - "This is my life and that's the way I like it"
Kelly - "I've smoked fatter joints than that."
Ziggi - "Why do they call me a bitch? Stare at me tits again and I'll show you dickbrain!"
Katherine - "Last year I was called a manipulative bitch and I cried. This year I laughed."
Kym - "Don't hate me cuz I'm honest :)"
Lynda - "I've NEVER needed a man to justify my existence"
Jill - "Listen, prick, I WROTE THE BOOK on "big girl"..."
Laura - "I am a bitch because I know my own mind. The title comes from other people, ie. MEN, being afraid of independent women."
Sky - "Meet your hand...your sex partner for the rest of your life!"
Erin - "You're number 64. Welcome to the Fraternity." "It's no longer a fraternity, Henry." - Secretary of State Madelaine Albright to Henry Kissinger
Giulia - "... I've only got this life. So shut up"
Lady - "I do own a broken glass bottle, now don't make me have to use it on those dried up prunes that you call "balls" ,'kay?"
Deborah - "I don't hate you. As much as I dislike you I wont waste my valuable energy and time on such negative thoughts of you. No I dismiss you!!"
Chelsea - "Of course I'm a bitch, but I'll be damned if I need an asshole like you to define me!"
Johanna - "Life is short. Don't be a dick. I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people."
Melissa - "You come on me and I'll hang you from a tree by your balls and make sure you never come again."
Eileen - "I don't have to suck that. I don't wanna suck that. I could get the same effect from a carrot which is more yummier, healthier, and by God, four times as big."
Kristin - "Guys are like my little puppy...they are cute until they piss on my stuff!"
Mandi - "I hate women in the movies who scream and ALWAYS fall down when they're being chased...makes me want to chase them too."
Debbie - "It's my way...or somebody's gonna have to die."
Cheri - "I may be little, and I may look sweet...but you know I can rip your head off in a Fucken HeartBEAT!!"
Candice - "Some people say the extreme oxymoron is "military intelligence," but I would have to say that my pick would be "masculine gentility.""
Vanessa - "You're stupid... I don't have to have any sympathy for you."
Nina - "I KNOW my tits are large, that's why I can't fold my arms!"
Leslie - "I can bench-press six men of average intelligence with one arm."
Luarel - "Stop talking -- I DON'T CARE!"
Jeana - "If a man appears sexy, caring and smart, give him a day and he will be back to his usual self."
Mindi - "Did your surgery hurt? The one where they crossed you anal and optical nerves? How did I know, must be your shitty view of life."
Louise - "I like good looking men, when they are behind a 6ft thick glass screen."
Vicki - "That is Bitch with a capital "B"and damn proud of it!!"
Nessy - "Being opinionated is an art--and I'm a damn good artist!"
Karen - "Illegitimi non carborundum (Don't let the bastards get you down)"
Tomi - "To be liked is admirable, but to be hated is to achieve distinction!"
Jan - "Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails."
Rebekah - "I can only please one person per day, asshole, and today is MY day. Tomorrow doesn't look good for you either."
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