Real-Life Heartless Bitches for the week of March 31, 1998
Kathy - "Why doesn't my TV remote work on the general public?"
Jean - "No one ever says, "she's got ovaries.""
Jacqueline - "I'm prejudiced because I hate bigots."
Crystal - "Have you noticed that the air kinda gets vapid when I leave the room?"
Kat - "If you think I have an attitude now.... go ahead... piss me off."
Terri - "When a loser hits on you and asks if you want to go back to his place, just say this: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Lynda - "Get control of your dog, please! If you can't figure out how to do that, I know a nice lady who can show you what to do."
Rachelle - "Leave me alone and never come near me again, I don't like you."
Puja - "You can get down on your knees and shine my shoes, cause that's as close as you are ever going to get to it."
Lorrie - "Nice guy, but stupid!!"
Susan - "Wake up and smell the estrogen."
Chastity - "God gave women nipples to make suckers out of men."
Kim - "Men DON'T change - so DON'T try!!"
Diana - "And your opinion affects me...how?"
Tracey - "I am, therefore I am a bitch."
Michelle - "Are you a perv?...I give great wax jobs...Give your penis to me and I'll whack it hard enough to make wax come out your ears! Wax job complete."
Monica - "Jobs for the boys you say! Nepotism says I! Pay 'em ... I wouldn't even feed 'em."
Leah - "Are you really that dumb?"
Alexis - "I DON'T think so!"
Marjorie-ann - "Get out of my light."
Sweeties - "Beep Beep...bitch bandwagon coming through...get on...or get the hell out of my face!!"
Lisa - "Intelligence and self-reliance last a lot longer than a 38DD chest..."
Buckles - "Thanks for not breeding."
Carrie - "Only if I can watch you and my boyfriend..."
Rheba - "Another meaning of BITCH - BABE IN TOTAL CONTROL of HERSELF !!"
Jenny - "Please refrain from feeding the monkeys, there will be no association with relatives while on the premises."
Akushi - "For all the men that have told Me that I am too short to be Dominant, On your knees boy!"
Purdey - "(heavy sarcasm) Tempting...but NO!"
Misty-dawn - "Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?"
Kim - "If you don't like me the way I am-- too bad!!"
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