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This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:

The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches". If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.

(Updated April 14, 1998)

Heartless Bitch of the Week: Melissa - "Just smile, and say "Yes, Mistress." "

Heartless Bitch of the Week: Anye - "Quit your kvetching and move your sorry ass."

Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI



Lauren - "The only reason women smoke Virginia Slims is because some man has convinced them that it's worth their while to suck twice as hard for half as much."

Elisa - "The fact that I'm not interested in listing my measurements, weight, and answering the question, "Are you hot?" for you when you email me about my website OBVIOUSLY makes me a 350 lb. dyke. What else could it be?"

Shelley - "Men are no substitute for sour cream."

Cate - "Incompetence and stupidity. Choose, but choose wisely. Either of these get you dead."

Kristen - "Either Shit or get off the pot...stop your belly aching and get on with it."

Lesley - "I never regret the things I have done, only the things I have not."

Sandy - "Hold on....let me get my binoculars so I can see it better. Oh! It's cute!"

Kris - "Some people say I am not feminine enough but you know what I tell them? "suck my dick" (I stole it from Roseanne but I use it every bartending shift I work - and it confuses them enough to work)"

Robin - "When life throws you men, give back whimpering jellyfish!"

Mary - "Don't tell me about the pain, just show me the baby."

Stacy - "Do I look like a hooker? Because you sure don't look like anything I'd do for free!!!!!"

Jenni - "I lack the desire to please."

Anita - "I love me!"

Jane - "I'm a fat, big-mouthed bitch? Good. Success at last."

Melina - "After someone says "fuck you," I respond with "No, I'd be bored and you'd be confused.""

Lyuba - "If you wanna play with me, you better have no rules!!!"

Alastair - "Don't dish out something you're not prepared to take."

Luann - "Emotional Vampires Meet Buffy!"

Pam - "Yeah, I'm a bitch, but you better get used to it. 'Cause I'm gonna be here awhile, pal."

Bianca - "The weak make convenient foot-stools for the strong. Deal with it!"

Christy - "For people who don't like what I say, they can pick up the shattered pieces of their lives and move on -because I know I'll be gone!"

EndlessSeas - "Freedom is what you choose to do with what's been done to you." --Jean Paul Sartre

Kim - "No longer interested in being shelter to the homeless, Only employed men should apply: please fax resume."

Faye - "The Heartless Bitches in this world have fought for the rights that the silent majority have benefited from."

Sonia - "I’m not going to be your crutch."




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