I'm a Heartless Bitch because I've always been a wolf in a pack of sheep. I've always been wondering where all the people are who think like me, or if I'm really just that hard to understand. I'm a Heartless Bitch because my patience has to be earned as much as my respect, and is doled out with the greatest of stinginess. I'm a Heartless Bitch because I'll never use something like "Mark's Apology Note Generator" for anything other than referencing some guy to it. I'm a Heartless Bitch because I'm an "educator": I frequently enlighten others regarding their particular area of uselessness. I'm a Heartless Bitch simply because I'm a woman, I'm smart, I'm carving my own path and I'm sure as hell not letting anything stand in my way. I'm a Heartless Bitch because I KNOW that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his CHEST.

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