More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(For May 21, 1998)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Trish - "Don't piss me off or you'll upset the acid from the shelf on the roof of my mouth."
Sarah - "There are many guys out there who find something wrong with the fact that I drive a truck.. they say chicks shouldn't have trucks, or that it needs new suspension so that it doesn't ride so rough.. to those guys I simply say.. "If you don't like my truck, then you don't like me, so get your dumb ass out & walk."
April - "Go back to your mom's tit!!"
Eva - "I'm not the secretary, I'm the director of this place!"
Alicen - "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a bitch.
I realize that I know way too many people to be a humanitarian."
Christy - "Why bother with one line."
Sara - "I'm gonna cut 'em balls off you with a dull skate."
Katherine - "Just sit there, be quiet and try not to think--that shouldn't be to hard for someone as clueless as yourself."
Sonia - "Right, I'll wear a dress to work the day my male co-workers wear a maxi pad."
Becca - "I am not a doormat. If any one tries to step on me, they will draw back a bloody stump."
Gina - "After God created Adam, he said, "I know I can do better than this!""
Stephanie - "Women with brains don't have the time, patience or desire to play with idiots with penises.
"Intelligence always had a pornographic influence on me."
--Maya Angelou,The Heart of a Woman (1981)
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Barbara - "I think better of what's floating in my toilet than I do of you."
Ahe - "The world is filthy with the grime of intellectually deficient cretins. I've got the paper towels. Anyone care to contribute some disinfectant?"
Amy - "WHAT? You're calling ME a BITCH?-----Thank you, I didn't realize you cared!"
Angie - "Whining women make all women look bad. It's the true Bitches who get respected and get ahead."
Barbara - "Why no, dear, I don't care that you lost your house and job and you're sleeping in your truck. Should've thought of that before you fucked around."
Christina - "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." ---Albert Einstein
Dawn - "I have no tolerance for general lack of respect. Call me a bitch and I'm well pleased."
Debbie - "I will never bend over and take it. Unless I WANT it."
Ellen - "YES! I am a cruel and Heartless Bitch, but somebody has to do it...and Darlin', I'm good at it!"
Eulalia - "Dear God, I pray for patience. And I want it Right Now!" ---Oren Arnold
Heather - "Of course I have bigger balls than you. If you don't believe me, just check out my collection of those I've bitten off."
Joan - "Ignorance is curable - stupid is forever"
Kristina - "Payback's a bitch and her name is Kristina!"
Krista - "I do not mind being a bitch; in fact I revel in it."
Lesa - "Free your mind, so your ass can follow! "We have met the enemy, and he is us." ---Pogo"
Lizbeth - "I feel that until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was, or what real freedom is."
Maria - "If I WANTED you to stare at my breasts, I would be wearing a NEON BRA."
Mary - "Don't start something I'll have to finish!"
Nancy - "And you think that someday that will mean something to me?"
Renee - "Yeah I'm fat and ugly...so, what's your point?"
Shanti - "Don't worry, you were ugly before I stepped on your face."
Susan - "I always get want I want, and you are NOT it."
Tia - "With assholes: Don't make me rip out your heart and let you watch me eat it. In general: Will it raise the cost of beer? No? Well then what the hell do I care?"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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