This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated June 23, 1998)
Heartless Bitch of the Week -Andrea - ""Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash - and I'm happy to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!"
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Liz - "Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
Alicia - "I am a bitch like my mother before and my grandmother before her and....."
Amanda - "Talking to me is an honor...so SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Annabelle - "Come back when you're a man, then we can try a conversation."
Barbara - "If you are easily offended, TOO BAD!"
Barb - "There is no man-problem so large that cannot be cured with dynamite"
Brye - "And I care about your job, bank account, and car WHY? Let's get down to that personality you are supposed to have."
Carrie - "I'm not sorry for things that I've done...I'm sorry for the things I haven't done."
Carol - "I don't get ulcers, I give them."
Catherine - "...But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn!" -Dorothy Parker
Christine - "All a gal really needs in life is a dog and a vibrator."
Colisa - "Where there is a will, there is a way, or I make my own."
Colleen - "It's better to be alone than to wish you were."
Dawn - "Yes, I'm a bitch, get over it...it's called therapy."
Dhani - "You can call me assertive, a controller, or a bitch; just don't give me any Deepak Chopra crap!"
Elena - "Excuse me, but were you always this stupid or did you take a correspondence course somewhere?"
Elaine - "Why else wd you haveta put 'ess' on the end of every damn thing / if it waznt to signify when / a woman was doin something that men do -- Ntozake Shange, from *Nappy Edges*"
Heidi - "I determine my path in life and I refuse to be strolled through the garden."
Hollywood - "If you want to get to the top, use a very sharp heel...( preferrably Manolo Blahnik )"
Jenn - "I am a strong, independent woman, and I don't need a man to complete myself."
Karen - "I'm the kind of bitch who's built to last You fuck with me; I'll put my foot in your ass!"
Kathie - "That's once, hoss, & this ain't baseball...."
Kathleen - "Welcome To Florida. Now Go Home!"
Kate - "If you're going to kill yourself, kindly step into a plastic bag and don't let someone else clean up the mess you're going to leave behind. Thankyouveryfuckingmuch."
Kathie - "Ever notice those women who say, "Let's be honest with each other", and then once you are, they cry, "I can't believe you're so meeeeean"!"
Kim - "I'll try anything once...then again to make sure I like it. This does sum up why I am a Heartless Bitch, because I am NOT afraid of life."
Kristen - "Being cute isn't an excuse for stupidity or lack of personality, neither is being hung like a horse."
Lisa - "When I ask for a "yes" or a "no" answer, THAT'S what I want. Spare me the sob story."
Lorna - "If the problem CAN'T be solved, there's no use whining about it. If the problem CAN be solved, stop whining, get off your ass and DO something about it!"
Merry - "If you can't charm them, SCARE THEM!"
Nancy - "I do not have a doctorate in sympathy, so don't come and BLEED on me."
Nathan - "Actually, it's a stun gun in my pocket... and no, I'm not happy to see you."
Sarah - "It doesn't hurt when the words come from an airhead. It only hurts when they come from a Bitch."
Scott - "Stupidity is the only sin (Slight paraphrase from Heinlein)"
Shelly - "Don't legislate, educate...especially yourself!"
Stephanie - "I don't give people hell - I tell them the truth and they think it's hell."
Stephanie - "If you screw me over once, "Fuck You"... If you screw me over twice, "Fuck Me for letting you"!"
Stephanie - "I smile and act friendly because I'm your waitress. It doesn't mean I like you; it's just because I work for $2.13 an hour and want you to tip me."
Tamar - "Feminism is not being afraid to call yourself a feminist."
Tara - "Having respect for myself and being nice to you are mutually exclusive events."
Theresa - "If men want to have sex with someone they can truly love then they need only look as far as their hand."
Tonya - "A woman could go and pick up 12 strange guys in one night but we're the "easy" ones! Let's see a man try that one and see who's really easy."
Valarie - Allow me a minute to locate the dwarf with the miniature Stradivarius to play "Boo-fucking-Hoo, my heart sure bleeds for you."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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