This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated September 17, 1998)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Barb - "This blonde with Brains Is Dangerous !"
Corri - "When I want your opinion, I'll let you know what it is!"
Sharon - "PMS means Posting Messages Sarcastically"
Laurie - "If you want to get my attention, say something worth listening to."
Annie - "Your approval is not essential"
Chrissy - "A dildo can do the same thing as a man can if he doesn't open his heart and mind to you!"
Tricia - "To all the creeps who hit on you just to say they did: You start out like a grape, and it's my job to stomp on you and keep you in the dark until you mature into something I'd want to have dinner with."
Tara - "* I put my finger in the air and shit just sticks to it * -courtney love-"
Slate - "The only good man is one in hand cuffs :)"
Robin - "Don't whine to me about your life, mine has been hard as well. Yet I can still laugh at most things"
Mary - "Dear God: please before I die, let me meet the one, undamaged, intelligent passionate male that appreciates me not for my mammary glands but for my mind. And let all those "women" who use their boobs as a love weapon grow a third eye so they really DO have something to talk about. Amen"
Debbie - "I've heard it all before buddy, go find some airhead to inflate your ego."
Marcy - "Here's some money. Buy some bread to go with that whine and cheese."
Christine - "I'm busy enough in my life, so unless it's exceptional BS, just leave me alone!"
Suzy - "It takes a mighty good man to be better than no man at all."
Alanna - "I've got a pimple on my ass older than you are, now leave me alone...."
Kiernan - "I'm A bitch, not YOUR bitch!"
Katie - "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't belch, therefore I must bitch or I'll explode."
Linda - "It is my opinion that man evolved from walking on all fours to 2 legs to free his hands for masturbation."
Esa - "(In response to tedious attempt of making acquaintance with me) Yes, your cellular telephone interests me; but won't you be a dearie and go see if I am in the other room?"
Marcie - "No distinguishing marks, only a lasting impression!"
Maria - "No, I'm not anti-social. I just don't like you."
Claire - "Give 'us' one more chance?...'Us' is no longer an option!"
Elizabeth - "Fill out your complaint form in triplicate and I'll be damned if I let you call me in the morning."
Pauline - "Hey sweetie do you have a web site? I do, it's www.kissmyass.com... check it out."
Cassandra - "A life lived in fear is a life half-lived." - from Strictly Ballroom
Allison - "To thine own self be true, and if this makes me a bitch, that's "Ms. Bitch" to you. Hey, I made a rhyme!"
Rebecca - "Well, it LOOKS LIKE a penis, only smaller."
Larisa - "I'd rather live in sin than in denial."
Eeva - "I don't believe in God, I believe in me."
Nina - "Hey! You do YOUR thinking, I'll do MINE!"
Gigi - "YOUR WHAT HURTS!"
Christine - "Sometimes I need what only you can provide - Your absence." -Ashleigh Brilliant
Sarah - "'Sad' is looking for advice in the pages of Mademoiselle!"
Tonja - "You cannot change in an unopened mind!!:)"
Sarra - "Genetics and life have given me strong will, a big mouth, a shattering intellect, and an amazing vocal capacity--Quiet subservience does not exist! Banish weakness, bitches!"
Monique - "There is no personal problem which cannot be solved by a suitable dose of high explosives..."
Mary - "Abandon mediocrity."
Vernellia - "I am the master of my faith. I am the captain of my soul."
Rill - "A penis is not a magic wand - neither it nor a relationship with its owner will solve your problems."
Lisa - "There is no such thing as a complete monster or helpless victim."
Lisa - "If you don't like something, change it."
Karolyn - "He dumped you. Get over it."
Leslie - "The best men are like coffee...hot, rich, keep you up all night, but out of your system within 24 hours."
Rosa - "You're so stupid that you couldn't count your balls and get the same answer twice."
Maria - "I refuse to allow the world to tell me I'm a second-class citizen merely because I have no dick."
Carol - "When I feel the need for an opinion...I will state it!"
Yi-nan - "Making my point bluntly just confirms the fact that my mind and wit operates."
Kelly - "Didn't I tell you to go and lay down by your dish? Get back on your rug!!!!"
Laurie - "LISTEN-if I wanted your opinion on how I should look, act, think, and feel--I would fucking ask you for it."
Sharon - "You are as useful as a fart in a snow blizzard"
Manya - "What do you use for birth control - your personality?"
Sheleen - "They may NOT kiss my lily-white ass!"
Alice - "I can't use what I can't abuse"
Eeva - "My rule for dating: When there's no respect, there's no relationship."
Melissa - "Are you TRYING to piss me off? Or just doing it for kicks and giggles?"
Mary - "Advice to my daughter: Just be grateful that God gave you brains instead of testicles."
Shauna - "Sorry, but you are not my Daddy."
Sherrie - "Easy on the eye - hard on the heart!"
Maggi - "Baby, there are several reasons my education is more important than you. For one thing, I am paying for my education. For another thing, I'm getting something worthwhile from it."
Anita - "Don't even think about trying to change me! Take me as I am or get the hell out of my life!"
Cindy - "Yeah I'm a bitch..... Now Get the hell out of my way or I will be the Bitch that ran your sorry ass over. Oops, Am I too assertive for you? Tough shit. VRRRROoooooMMMMM!!!!!"
Catherine - "They say no man is an island...I say no island is a man."
Amanda - "Just do it....NO CRY BABIES!!"
Jennifer - "Show me a man who's 'got it all' and I'll show you a life support system for a penis & two testicles."
Shelly - "listen asshole... if I wanted to talk to you I would have turned to face you by now"
Deb - "Hey asshole...I have a name and it ain't fucking honey!!!!"
Patricia - "You're thirty years old and if you don't stop whining in that high pitched, infantile falsetto; I will rip your fucking lungs out. I'm ashamed that you exist in my gender. Be a woman."
Jakki - "If by the time you die, everyone likes you, you haven't accomplished anything important in you life."
Linda - "Once you have them by the balls......their hearts and minds are sure to follow!"
Lyanne - "'Victim' is just another word for 'Roadkill'."
Shizele - "Since you're so smart you figure it out for yourself I did A LONG TIME AGO."
Nadene - On being presented with a $30,000 dollar Tiffany ring by my millionaire ex-boyfriend: "Oh sweetheart, I DO hope you kept the receipt."
Brandy - "I might be flat, but I'm NOT a doormat!"
Joy - "Not afraid to ask for what I want, I get totally pissed when I don't get it."
Lukia - "Sorry, can't force me into a one liner I don't have. Don't particularly feel like dreaming one up at the moment either."
Helena - "To become a Bitch takes years of practice, but to be a bitch, well, only the purely gifted can be that."
Lisa - "Never underestimate human stupidity."
Hollen - "A bad attitude won't solve all your problems, but it will piss off enough people to make it worth the effort."
Peggy - "Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I like housework."
Dixie - "I think therefore I'm single."
Dianne - "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can always go on a diet!"
Freda - "A woman is like a teabag--only in hot water do you realize how strong she is."
Patricia - "Did you know that sniveling is evidence of a shriveled sexual organ?"
Taz - "If I'm too much, you're not enough."
Stephanie - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."
Gail - "College is for learning, kid. If you can't cut the mustard - get the Hell out!"
Mary - "Pity is for the weak, die heartless media and the trash of America! Burn in Hell!"
Nicole - "No, I don't want to 'still be friends.' I already have friends!"
Jaymie - "It's not that I have anything against men .. its just that I find women irresistible."
Michele - "Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I want to wipe your ass!"
Carrie - "'Life's Little Instruction Book' quotes don't substitute for real opinions. Try again, sweetie."
Rhiannon - "I don't have time for this...talk to the hand."
Kara - "Cutesy little trendy people piss me off."
Candy - "Welcome to CandyLand, it's my world and I rule it!"
Tina - "No more crap."
Diana - "If you don't like my attitude.....bite me."
Joanne - "Have kids on your time not mine, don't expect 6 weeks paid vacation."
Dainette - "If you can't hang don't even look in my direction. I don't have time to pick your ego up off the floor!"
Kc - "I am not dictated by media. I Choose to control it."
Mythara - "Every Tool Is a Weapon if you hold it Right" - A.D.
Heather - "If I hear one more guy say "Take it off, baby", I am going to take that as meaning he wants me to remove his overexaggerated undersized appendage."
Melissa - "I used to think I was a slut, but then I realized I was acting like a man."
Wynona - "Nothing will stop me, and whether I'm here or wherever I may be, I'll always have the same feelings, I'll say what I feel." - John Lennon
Coye'laine - "Ta Ocras Orm"
Laury - "A bitch can always fake having a heart but an idiot can't fake having a brain."
Valerie - "When life screws you over, just whip out a new condom and screw it back harder!"
Donna - "If the check doesn't come in YOUR NAME, it doesn't belong to you."
Debbie - "You want mercy take your ass to church!"
Kristine - "Guys-getting off is like doing your laundry, cooking your dinner, or anything else you want a girl to do...do it with your own 2 hands!"
Jean - "I am a bitch by nature and profession - as an American corporate counsel, I am one of nature's most vicious predators!! :-)"
Sabina - "I am much happier and have more fun being a Heartless Bitch than an all-nice girl, 24 hours a day and 7 days a week."
Tammy - "Go away, you are making my ass itch like hemorrhoids, moron."
Sunny - "If brains were gasoline, most folk wouldn't be able to power an ants motorcycle around the outside of a dime."
Godiva - "I'd rather be a Bitch than a Victim"
Zandrah - "Boys say I'm a bitch and that's true!!"
Kelli - "I won't deal with anybody who is smart enough to "get the picture", yet still refuses to."
Steph - "Hey! Even in these corporate high heels I can still KICK YOUR ASS!"
Lisa - "Oh buddy shut up before I rip your balls off and shove them down your throat and then rip your arm off and shove it up your ass so you can retrieve them."
Tonia - "It's a shame your IQ is in exact proportion to your penis size."
Flavorible - "Do you think that I am really that stupid!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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