This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated October 18, 1998)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Penny - "Life is too short to waste time on you. Why don't you buy a plant?"
Bindi - "Ha! I've seen more meat on a kebab.."
Nan - "I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier."
Sharyn - "Know your goals, know your friends, but most importantly, know yourself."
Roxy - "Get out of me...NOW!!"
Dawn - ""By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying." -- Dorothy Parker"
Sharon - "I don't play well with others because others don't lose well."
Maryjane - "Some men are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them."
Michele - "Practice safe sex, go F--- yourself."
Beth - "AM I BEING SMART WITH YOU? How would YOU KNOW?"
Vicki - "If you don't shut up I'll pull your testicles up to match your tonsils!"
Beth - "If you don't get out of my personal space NOW, there will be a footprint belonging to me engraved on your ass!"
Siobhan - "I'm a feline bitch, so don't piss me off or I'll scratch your eyes out!"
Judy - "And, you think I care, because???"
Linda - "Stupidity is NOT a disability."
Mindy - "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I don't care about you, I don't care about your petty problems, and if I have to hear about your "asshole boyfriend" or your stupid cat again I swear I will shut you up myself!"
Skankyho - "Excuse me, do I have ""Fuck Me"" written on my forehead?"
Donna - "Move to the side please, you are really starting to bore ME!!"
Tina - "I can chill fish on my heart!"
Theresa - "I live in the real world, play games with me and you will soon regret it!"
Ellen - "You are just like every other greasy-haired Spam-eating rat-fucking coon-killin' cooter-lovin' piece of shit trailer park bastard in the rest of America and your attitude proves it. So fuck you."
Dee - "Are you sure it's ALL the way in?"
Liesa - "Some 'tard decides to fight with you, you CLEARLY show them that they have the mental capacity of an artichoke compared to you, and THEN they hit on you 'hey...you're a bitch! wanna go out?' UGHHHH!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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