This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(For the week of November 16, 1998)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Karen - "Look in my eyes when you talk to me, not at my tits, or it will be the last thing you see."
Leslie - "Eve was the first Heartless Bitch. Screw this boring existence baby! Give me the apple, give me knowledge and give me autonomy!"
Lisa - "I'm smarter than you and probably stronger...so don't think I'm impressed just because you have your very own penis."
Myrrh - "I may be a bitch, but I'm a bitch who's having a blast just being alive!!!"
Tish - "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."
Barbara - "When total strangers (men and women) look me up and down on the street, I wanna know: WHADDAULOOKINAT??"
Cynthia - "Next time buy a condom that fits your size, not your imagination!"
Cassandra - "If I tell you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's an oncoming express train!"
Shannon - "I haven't decided if I'm a subversive or an elitist yet."
Jacki - "Fuck you. And while you're at it, go make me a steak."
Lu - "Single moms have the best of both worlds, we got the kids without the hassle."
Angelique - "Get a grip Mr. Man. A wedding ring signifies partnership NOT ownership!"
Bridget - "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Norma - "Do it and I'll drop you..."
Kristina - "My last boyfriend told me I had bigger balls than him. Care to find out?"
Patricia - "Merry Fucking Christmas. Why don't you tape some mistletoe to my back and kiss my ass."
Shanon - "I like to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out."
Tracy - "Men don't like intelligent women because it shows them how smart they could be if they let go of their penises."
Janice-banice-bo-banice - "He is heavy, and he ain't my brother!"
Mary, - "I'm sure that you are a perfectly nice human being. Now tell me why I should have sex with you, dear."
Laura - "For fun?..... today it's knife throwing ~~ stand still, please."
Pegirae - "Better an honest bitch than a friendly fake."
Susan - "Fucking Bitch and PROUD!"
Berna - "Of course you can have a cigarette.....the machine's over there and the bartender will get you change!"
Crystal - "Being a crafty bitch takes brains and balls."
Teresa - "My boyfriend gave birth."
Y.lynn - "I'm the fat ugly bitch you'd love to hate."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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