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This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:

The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches". If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.

(For the week of November 16, 1998)

Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI


Karen - "Look in my eyes when you talk to me, not at my tits, or it will be the last thing you see."

Leslie - "Eve was the first Heartless Bitch. Screw this boring existence baby! Give me the apple, give me knowledge and give me autonomy!"

Lisa - "I'm smarter than you and probably stronger...so don't think I'm impressed just because you have your very own penis."

Myrrh - "I may be a bitch, but I'm a bitch who's having a blast just being alive!!!"

Tish - "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

Barbara - "When total strangers (men and women) look me up and down on the street, I wanna know: WHADDAULOOKINAT??"

Cynthia - "Next time buy a condom that fits your size, not your imagination!"

Cassandra - "If I tell you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's an oncoming express train!"

Shannon - "I haven't decided if I'm a subversive or an elitist yet."

Jacki - "Fuck you. And while you're at it, go make me a steak."

Lu - "Single moms have the best of both worlds, we got the kids without the hassle."

Angelique - "Get a grip Mr. Man. A wedding ring signifies partnership NOT ownership!"

Bridget - "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest."

Norma - "Do it and I'll drop you..."

Kristina - "My last boyfriend told me I had bigger balls than him. Care to find out?"

Patricia - "Merry Fucking Christmas. Why don't you tape some mistletoe to my back and kiss my ass."

Shanon - "I like to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out."

Tracy - "Men don't like intelligent women because it shows them how smart they could be if they let go of their penises."

Janice-banice-bo-banice - "He is heavy, and he ain't my brother!"

Mary, - "I'm sure that you are a perfectly nice human being. Now tell me why I should have sex with you, dear."

Laura - "For fun?..... today it's knife throwing ~~ stand still, please."

Pegirae - "Better an honest bitch than a friendly fake."

Susan - "Fucking Bitch and PROUD!"

Berna - "Of course you can have a cigarette.....the machine's over there and the bartender will get you change!"

Crystal - "Being a crafty bitch takes brains and balls."

Teresa - "My boyfriend gave birth."

Y.lynn - "I'm the fat ugly bitch you'd love to hate."




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