This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated February 16, 1999)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Kat - "The Clue Fairy obviously didn't visit you today!"
Gail - "Here's your sign"
Jacqui - "I know what I want and how to go about getting it without making a nuisance of myself."
Mary - "Strap a set on or get out of my way!"
Rebecca - "Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself. - HB Katherine Hepburn"
Kristine - "Don't think cause I understand, I care. Don't think cause I'm talking we're friends. ~Sneaker Pimps"
Eek! - "Try not to piss me off - I can probably bench press you. Help? Sender IP: 152.163.232.32 Name: Abbie Email: Denutter@aol.com UserID : Kingsley URL: Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch: I am a heartless Bitch because I live for nothing but to Piss men off. I'm tired of their whiny asses looking for a mommy to care for them. I think if they can't get out of diapers and off the breast...then their mommy's should keep up at home! And I hate bimbos with more fake parts than a knock-off diamond ring. Give me a REAL person who isn't afraid to hear my truths. One Liner: He's gone one brain cell left. TOO bad his smaller head's using it."
Anita - "My menopause has made me a real woman at last."
Randi - "I don't hate men, I think we should all keep one as a pet."
Ivy - "Save your childish games for Milton Bradley, I don't play that kind of shit around here."
Marye - "Never trust a person with a wallet bigger then their brain."
Debby - "You want a little cheese with that whine?"
Liz - "Barbie was a teenage whore!"
Nikolette - "Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide the bodies."
Amy - "Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn."-- Miguel de Cervantes
Nanette - "If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"
Karin - "det är jävlar anåda fitta i mig"
Rachel - "I'd rather be a dickhead, than give a dick head."
Heather - "As women, we are given a choice. We can be bitches or we can be doormats. I choose the former."
Lydia - "If you keep eyeballing my tits the way you have been for the last two hours I'm gonna have to poke your eyes out with them!
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Mitchell - "Please. Bore me. Give me a reason to be my best bitch."
Jessica - "I'm not neurotic, I'm just a bitch!"
Mackenzie - "I don't play with Barbies. I play with Power."
Ellen - "A bitch is simply another name for someone who takes no shit, takes no prisoners, and gets things done quickly and efficiently."
Edith - "Get a life, this one's mine!"
Ronnie - "Freiheit is immer die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden." -- (R. Luxembourg)
Jennifer - "Ignorance is like a sexually transmitted disease....It smells bad and is pretty damn difficult to get rid of."
Alyson - "When you have nothing productive to offer, it's OKAY to shut up!"
Alyson - "I choose."
Alyson - "If I wanted to associate with pond life, I'd be groveling around at the bottom of a lake. Unfortunately, most of it fails to realise."
Lynn - "The only reason some people are still alive is because there is no Idiot Hunting season."
Bel - "Get a life, a hand, or a wife for the night, because pissing me off with your chauvinistic attitude will only get you castrated, asshole."
Laura - "To stand tall, you need a spine."
Carmen - "Go fuck yourself. Believe me, it will be a more satisfying experience for the both of us."
Lindeigh - "Life's rough, but that doesn't mean that you can be, too, asshole! I reserve that right for myself."
Danielle - "I've got a mind made for business and a body meant for sin. So take your fluffy hair ribbons and oversized jeans and use 'em to fuck yourself up the ass!"
Barbara - "Why be difficult, when, with a little more effort, you can be impossible."
Tiarra - "Shove it up your ass, where someone might actually care!"
Khrys - "When life treats you badly get your head out of your ass and fix it."
Gracie - "What do you mean, I don't understand you? If God had meant for me to think like a man, he would have stuck my brain in my crotch and attached a crankhandle."
Maggie - "A woman is at her true best when she is openly bad."
Vivian - "Take matters in hand...a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
Judi - "The only thing I need in life is the freedom to follow my OWN game plan!"
Karen - "Say no to everyone and every thing for one week and see if that shit doesn't feel good - from mother to hubby to the little bastards to bossman (woman). It feels fucking GOOD! Fuck all of them, put YOURSELF first!"
Laurie - "Nothing will get you farther in corporate America than a pronounced 'fuck-you' attitude."
Deborah - "A woman should never feel ashamed of doing everything she can to make the world a better place."
Tiffany - "If the world weren't filled with stupid people, I'd be a lot sweeter."
Jennifer - "Unless you have a missing appendage, do your own damn shit for yourself!"
Laura - "You're having a baby? That's original."
Barbi - "If you'd quit thinking with your other head you'd shut up and realize I'm right."
Kiwi - "Cold- blooded people warm me up."
Claire - "Steak? No thanks, I don't eat things that were once sentient. But I could make a nice burger out of your ass and I bet you wouldn't notice."
Emma - "I may like to shop at thrift stores, but I don't waste my time on used goods."
Sheri - "I DON'T need your fucking attitude! I've got MY own!"
Stacey - "The Rain in Spain Falls Mostly on the Plain. Translation: Your tears stem from your own mediocrity. If you're bored, you're boring."
Tina - "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
Tamara - "Size does matter. The size of your intellect."
Heather - "I have cable TV, pizza delivery, and a vibrator. Why should I ever leave the house?"
Laurel - "Which dwarf are you anyway?"
Laurel - "Men are like computers-you never realize how useful they are until they go down on you!"
Dusty - "I never give up. I never give in."
Coney - "I may be a bitch, but I ain't in heat - so piss off!"
Corriedawn - "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and a Bitch... oh go ahead, hate me!"
Gina - "Sweet and Nice are an illusion; I am reality. (smile)"
Julie - "I am the Stealth Bitch - I can get you to do something, and you'll think it's your idea."
Katie - "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, for yea I am the meanest bitch in the valley..."
Martha - "B.O.H.I.C.A. -- Bend Over Here It Comes Again"
Nicole - "It's tough being at the top, so if you cross my path, don't be sorry just get out of my way!"
Sarah - "Are you stupid, ignorant, or blonde?"
Dana - "3 things in life that piss me off: a car that won't work, a computer that won't work and a man that won't work."
Eileen - "What makes you so special that you deserve a one liner?"
Leanne - "I know I am...unfortunately for you!"
Julia - "If you want to be stupid, go do it on your own time and don't waste mine."
Julie - "If you think I give a damn, think again."
Kim - "People are rightfully concerned that every now and then a kid can slip through high school without learning to read-- so why isn't it a national emergency that 95% of college guys cook, clean, and manage their time at the kindergarten level???"
Wendy - "Bad hair day? WEAR A HAT! Break a nail? RELAX IT WILL GROW BACK. NOW GET OFF IT!"
Bexxah - "Pardon me? Do I CARE? I think not. Have a bad day, don't come again, wimp."
Suzie - "There is Definitely an art to being a Heartless Bitch."
Sarah - "Honey, your last braincell left when it realized that it was overqualified for its job."
Nanette - "Please don't give me those pitiful lines that you could never have the courage to do things you want, I prefer not to hear about your pathetic existence."
Kim - "The good news is I'm me. The bad news is you're you."
Kim - "Is that your brain or did someone sneeze?"
Treesie - "Clueless, need not apply here! If you want my attention...show me your unique self...action talks, bullshit walks!"
Valarie - "Buy a brain cell and learn how to use it."
Linda - "I know why a lot of married men are looking for sex online; I've had sex with some of them, and now I know why their wives stopped."
Shelly - "Payback is a bitch and so am I, if you can't play with the big dogs stay on the porch, asshole!"
Janice - "Honey, you have no balls-because they're in my purse!"
Kris - "I am not looking for Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now."
Janet - "BEWARE OF THE NICE GUY WITH THE BITCHY WIFE!"
Linda - "Real men are pro-choice & attracted to strong, capable women."
Amy - "What I liked most about my Howdy Doody doll when I was a kid was his woodpecker."
Efrat - "Hey, energy sucker! I'm a Goddess - not your mother!!!" - Luscious Jackson
Dana-christene - "Life's too short to put up with shit from you."
Dee - "I hate women that say the kids turned out bad because there was no man around to help raise them. Shit when are they ever around for the kids!?"
Haven - "Get off your butt, get a job, get a college education cause Prince Charming ain't riding up a the white steed, baby!"
Vicki - "This is all about me, honey. If I don't get what I want, you don't get what you want!"
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