This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(For the week of November 14, 1999)
Deborah - "Brrrrrrrrrrng!! Clue phone... It's for YOU!"
Rai - "BITCH= Body In Touch w/ Character & Honesty"
Eva - "I don't tolerate people that put me down just because I haven't got that extra bit of meat between my legs."
Kathryn - "Buddy, you don't seem to understand: The only time I want to see balls is right before I perform the surgery that makes them dysfunctional."
Angela - "I am not just the boss, I am the HBIC (Head Bitch In Charge) PLEASE tell me that WASN'T your best shot!"
Ami - "Don't judge me until you've walked in my shoes, and mine are the shoes of a bitch who doesn't give a fuck and won't apologize for being who I am."
Penni - "Real women take care of themselves, they don't sit around doing their nails waiting for Mr. Right to pull up and take care of their lazy asses."
Tracy - "Stupid people shouldn't breed."
Erin - "If you do want to travel to the end of the world for me, then why don't you just stay there?"
Arianne - "Just because you don't judge people by looks doesn't mean you aren't superficial. Judging a person by her charisma doesn't count as judging her by 'what's on the inside'. It's called 'judging her by how well she can pretend to be Marsha Brady'."
Dawn - "You can achieve what you believe, not dream."
Wendy - "I don't take shit. Not even my own."
Jesse - "I'm not conceited, I'm fucking convinced."
Sharon - "I don't hate men. I'd probably be a lesbian but there aren't too many women I like either!"
Cindy - "Cut the melodrama. This is life, not some cheap TV soap opera."
Shade - "I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone slightly more intelligent than a brick."
Nina - "The fact that you draw breath is what's irritating me."
Stephanie - "When you get right down to it, there are certain situations in which the leading lady gets exactly what she deserves."
Lauri - "'Bitch' is a five letter word for 'the little lady would rather not sit quietly back there, dearie.'"
Iris - "'Never apologize, never explain. Just do it, and let them howl.' - Nellie McLung"
Annika - "I was born modest. It did not last long, though - pretty soon I realized how wonderful I am."
Alison - "All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction." - Marya Mannes
Phylliss - "I have a brain and intend to use it to destroy those who choose to attempt to bring me down!"
Carrie - "If you don't like my attitude, Great! That means it's working."
Puanani - "Why is it that every time you have something to say I start to picture the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz singing 'If I only had a brain'?"
Hollie - "Your village called, they want their idiot back."
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