I am a Heartless Bitch because I refuse to hover over a toilet seat dotted with someone else's urine. How many times have you gone to a public "ladies" restroom and found pee all over the seat? This really annoys me. You take a perfectly good toilet seat and pee all over it because you might "catch something". How many people actually "catch" anything from a toilet seat?? Once the guilty party has broken the seal, so to speak, her pee graffiti all over the seat causes us all to hover. There should be a law against this. These are the same women that drink their whiskey sours out of glasses that have just been dipped in some lukewarm water behind the bar by some greasy bartender with oozing sores. Noooo, you won't catch anything there, will you? WAKE UP STUPID! Peeing on the toilet seat is annoying and unsanitary. Believe me, I will ask you to wipe up after yourself should you be in the stall before me. You are not two years old nor are you a man so SUCK IT UP AND SIT DOWN...and quit drinking prissy drinks.

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