Alison - "Jump on my strap-on."

Taru - "*raising of eyebrow*"

Tracy - "If you want results, screw taking the bull by the horns -- go right for the balls!"

Noel - "An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure." - Steel Magnolias

Lisa - "...and then my grandma dropped acid and hijacked a school bus full of penguins." - from "Better Off Dead"

Anne - "I see your problem. You must have a really small penis."

Julie - "Tuesday is always junk-mail day."

Debra - "If you want to be with me, all of your emotional baggage must fit under the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin."

Susan - "How the hell could I be responsible for someone else?"

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