Stephanie - "Awwww, you poor thing, did you lose your mamma? Oh, you don't live with her anymore? I couldn't tell from the way you were acting."

Maria - "I don't care where you're going in life. I just know where I'm going, so please get the hell out of my way."

Renee - "I have no patience for self-destruction."

Michelle - "Excuse me, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who genuinely gives a fuck about your dilemma."

Michelle - "Bitchiness is just one of my virtues."

Lisa - "You may have balls, bub, but that doesn't mean you have a spine. And even Sea Monkeys have a spine."

Savannah - "I hate children and I'm never having any, so find someone else who'll take your sperm, because this bank is closed."

Nicolette - "I'm so sorry if I'm alienating some of you. Your fucking culture alienates me"- Bikini Kill

Jennifer - "Well-behaved women rarely make history" - Laurel Thatcher

Theresa - "Males, you can't live with them, and if you duck tape them to your bumper and drive at high velocity over speed bumps the authorities tend to frown..."

Stephanie - "I don't need your help getting where I am going, unless you are going to kneel down so I can stand on you."

Deborah - "Shit or get off the pot."

Marilyn - "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" --Eleanor Roosevelt

Elaine - "Never, ever assume you know me."

Lissy - "No dick is harder than life."

Cindi - "You can't dis the men and be a poor mom and woman without a retort from me."

Susannah - "Here's an idea that's different and new: THINK."

Carmz - "Just because I have ovaries doesn't mean I'm stupid."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"