Amy - "Sorry, I'm not into assisted masturbation."
Julie - "What kind of moron got up one morning and thought it would be a good idea to ASSume that just because women are female that they were dumber, weaker, and incapable of rational thought? A man, naturally."
Angela - "If being a Heartless Bitch keeps me from falling for a brainless male then I'll be heartless till the day I die!"
Kate - "I am not a man hater; I just refuse to live inside of a ridiculous double standard."
Kim - "Wanna play house? Can you communicate? Don't know what that means? Okay, you can be the husband."
Cyn - "Boo freakin Hoo Hoo! It's over! Get over it!"
Gina - "That's your logical explanation? We were tearing that kind of logic to shit back in Intro to Philosophy!"
Jolene - "Why do I need you? It take you forty minutes to please me, where I can get off in five by myself."
Rebecca - "I am Satan in high heels."
Julie - "I'm a Heartless Bitch because I demand the respect that is due to me, not only from the men in my life but from everyone who comes in contact with me."
Jo - "When God was handing out the hearts, I skipped that line and got to the front of the brain queue."
Paula - "911, what the fuck is your problem? What? No, asshole, we don't get cats out of trees but we do shoot their idiot owners....Oh, and, have a nice day dick!"
Cindy - "Quit whining! If it were really that bad, you'd be dead by now. "
Jasmine - "I'd like to find your inner child, and kick it's little ass." - Okay, so it's not mine, but it really speaks to all those victimous maidens.
Sandy - "All beings are created equal, man alone created the illusion of superiority."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
