Megara - "I doubt half of those women who count their self-worth in blond highlights realize that they can't climb out of a bad relationship on a STAIRMASTER."
Jill - "People who call me a bitch are afraid of admitting that they are wrong and I am right."
Sarah - "It's not so much that I'm against the way women are portrayed as sex objects in the commercial world; I just want to see more naked men."
Kimberly - "True love only comes in one-night spurts."
Diane - "I'm through asking for what I want. I demand it."
Kjersti - "If you thought that hurt, say hello to my oestrogen!"
Charlotte - "Show the world who you are! If they don't like you...who cares?"
Heartless Bitch of the Week:
Jessica - "That's my REASON, not an EXCUSE! - and there is a difference."
Rachel - "If you don't like guys, ditch them! How hard is it? Damn."
Kate - "What they don't understand is that it's not that I'm not attracted to men; it's the fact that stupidity is the biggest turn off."
Tiffany - "I also think this fad of not hurting anyone's "self-esteem" is a crock of shit."
Tracy - "I just want to tell them to shut up and deal with it, and if they really feel that way, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT."
Maria - "I don't think I'm good. I *am* good. Underestimate me at your peril."
Deborah - "I always wanted to be commander and chief of my one-woman army" - ani difranco
Keara - "I am not vulgar in my bitchiness, any paramecium can subject to a string of profanity, but it takes a true master to select the key words."
Saranah - "There's no time to discriminate. Hate every mother-f***er in your way."
Alissa - ""It only takes a small spark to start a large fire." -Anonymous"
Herman - "Thank you, I appreciate it."
Shannon - "It's MY life and I'll live it the way I see fit. Any questions?"
Mel - "This is my interested face."
Erin - "If you think that something small cannot make a difference--try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
Michelle - "I am the ultimate super-genius, so drop the excuses and get out of my way!"
Kim - "A whiny-ass, lazy prick of a male approached me at my desk at work. He threw a file in front of me and said, "Put this away." I said, "Oh, but haven't you heard about my DIYDS policy?" Upon seeing his confusion, I explained, "It means 'do it your damn self'. Now get your ass over here and follow the rule.""
Renate - "I live just once and I would make you live 'cause I'm a bitch."
Liz - "Yes, you DO have a choice--LOVE it or SHOVE it."
Nicole - ""Everything I know of life can be summed up in 3 words: It Goes On" - Robert Frost. That means "GET OVER IT" for you idiots."
Enid - "I don't need you, because there is nothing you can give me that I can't get myself."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
