For the week of Feb 25, 2001
Angela - "If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well."
Sylvia - "You're incredible... and I don't mean that as a compliment."
Bryn - "Do what you promise and say what you really feel...otherwise you are just wasting my time."
Amanda - "I know you're sorry; now apologize."
Pam - "The problem with most men is that their brains get stuck in their zippers."
Mary - ""Smart" is not a four-letter word. That would be "smar.""
Red - "If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, how come you appear to be from Uranus?"
Lissa - "Don't think I didn't hear what you said just because I didn't dignify it with a response."
Gloria - "Of course I love you, but I'm not going to marry you because you drink, gamble, cheated on your wife, and act like you own me."
Sara - "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
Marby - "No one gives a shit about your pathetic childhood."
Liz - "How many I's does "Bitch" contain? ONE. Remember that."
Catherine - "Yes. I DO appreciate the finer things in life - and no, I don't mean beer, pork rinds, and Jerry Springer."
Courtney - "Please don't kiss my ass anymore, I'm starting to get blisters."
Pia - "I'd tell you to bite me, but you wouldn't be able to handle the flavor."
Bonnie - "I know you have a big dick. It starts at the top of your head and goes to your toes!"
Cidnie - "I am not asking you to like my choices and opinions, I am demanding that you respect them!"
Angela - "Darling, if the choice is between you and lesbianism, then it looks like you wasted the money on the drink! Cheers!...and, No, you can't watch."
Nicole - "I don't want to hear your complaints; I'd rather hear your triumphs."
Sarah - "I am not a fence-sitter: I love and hate with passion. And if it's hate, get out my fucking way."
Melanie - "Never give your pussy away for free...at least get a bar of soap to wash your ass - Aunt Vel (in memorium)"
Bianca - "My friend bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns orange...when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead!"
Vivian - "The depressingly uneven ratio of intelligence to common sense is analogous to the course of evolution -- you gain some, you lose some -- and whatever happens is under no circumstances goal-oriented."
Lisa - "If a woman carries her own lantern, she need not fear darkness."
Kristen - "I'm sorry if the medical condition that I have (you know, the evils of possessing ovaries and all) limits my ability to think 'like a man', but you're gonna have to find a better excuse to deal with your insecurities, because I won't fucking stand for this."
Annie - "I'd rather be a strong female and use my assertiveness, which may put me in the firing line, than a pathetic female who gets walked all over and hides in the background."
Melody - "If you have a problem, get off your ass and do something about it. If you don't, why are you complaining!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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