--Steve Martin and Sarah Jessica Parker, LA Story
Elizabeth - "If you live in a place made of wood, you shouldn't be whining to this arsonist."
Susan - "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
Danielle - "It took a lot of living and soul-searching to get here, but it was worth it!"
Rojaila - "I don't suffer fools...gladly or otherwise."
Deborah - "My mind simply boggles at the idea of perpetuating social constructions that do not improve the chances of filtering the assholes of the world out of the gene pool. Time for some mental chlorine!"
Kim - "Stupid people slow the world down."
Jeri - "Safety has priority over perception: Which is it better to be called, "bitch" -- or "victim?""
Wiebke - "Learn how to be happy by yourself instead of selling yourself out cheap!"
Eva - "If you willingly hand over the control over your life to someone else, then you should not complain when things don't turn out the way that you want them to."
Marly - "If I invite you to my bed it's because I want to FUCK! If you're too tired tonight, then you know where the door is and make me a drink on your way out!"
Shirley - "It's ok if you don't love me; I love me enough for us both!"
Lorraine - "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. --Albert Einstein"
Rwth - "Use your brain for once; it's the little things that count."
Heather - "I'm tired of men using the excuse that they are "just a man.""
Dominique - "Some people say I have anger management problems. I just think there's a whole lot of people to be pissed off at."
Karla - "I'm all for penises -- I just don't like the men they are attached to."
Debbie - "You are a yeast infection on the pussy of professionalism."
Barbara - "YOU do it!"
Christy - "I used to be SO damned nice, then I grew up, grew a spine, and most thankfully, grew a BRAIN."
Jenny - "Denial is a conquest, stop searching."
Grace - "If you can't accept the answer, then don't ask the damn question!"
Kimberle - "You have a mind, right? Use it!"
Dumas walker
- "A woman is not born to be a doormat for anyone. So...get up, get strong, get out of a bad situation, or get away from me."
Amber - "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
Lucy - "Get over it! Women who rule aren't victims."
Shirley - "The human capacity for ignorance will never cease to amaze me."
Meg - "I used to think that I was unhappy because I wasn't strong enough to deal with my problems, but then I realized that I was just too bogged down with all of the SHIT people were throwing at me...so I threw it back at them."
Teri - "In the fabulous lines of Ani DiFranco, "some people wear their heart up on their sleeve/I wear mine underneath my right pant leg/strapped to my boot/don't think 'cuz I'm easy, I'm naive/don't think I won't pull it out/don't think I won't shoot.""
Tanis - "I'll find it easier to make time for you when your lips stop moving."
Colette - "If god had meant for a cock to be in my mouth, he would have put one there."
Leigh - "I want to take the obvious warning labels off of products and let the population weed itself out."
Jen - "You want to not be creeping up on my ass like a cheap pair of panties?"
Rachel - "I can't help it if people think I'm a bitch just because I see no need to sugar coat my every word and action for the sake of some spineless wimp's fragile little ego."
Olive - "I do not like you either!"
Heather - "I don't need a one-liner to tell off any man; he's a man. He wouldn't get it anyway."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"