Marianne - "My original six feet do not hinder me from wearing high heels. Deal with it, shorty."

Michelle - "I love men. I only hate dickless wonders masquerading as men."

Janelle - "Don't forget, when you are walking down the street, 50% of the people you run into are below average."

Linda - "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

Stephanie - "The "and-they-lived-happily-ever-after" tag is the reigning champion of the "Greatest Fairytale Bullshit" competition."

Carol - "I use a screwdriver, a hammer, build my own house and I know how to use my brain."

Linnea - "The only bone I love is BACKBONE baby!"

Cindy - "I figure since 99.9% of all men think we're bitches, I'll be a professional."

Teresa - "People prone to "Fluffy Puppy Disease" make me physically ill, and it's amazing I haven't offed one yet."

Sandra - "If you don't put up with bullshit, you won't have to wade through it."

Shelbatra - "If there's anything, belonging to you, MAN, that I'll wash, it'll certainly be my hands of you and not your clothes."

Matt - "99 percent of [life] is what you make of it... so if your life sucks, you suck." --suicidal tendencies

Mary - "What do you mean, I'm your life raft? Be your own friggin' life raft!"

Lorianne - "No one has to like me; I have all the friends I want."

Elena - "Get into the REAL."

Nicole - "If you can't laugh at yourself- then just die."

Tara - "Parenting 101: never promote whoredom to your kid."

Dawn - "Quit trying to prove you're bitchy, it's an innate ability."

Linda - "There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots!"

Gunvor - "They are my mistakes; I paid for every one of them."

Tina - "Your procrastination is not my emergency!"

Kelly - "If I gave a fuck, I wouldn't be laughing"

Melissa - "You find feminism embarrassing, but you take great pride in being a human rug."

Cecy - "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"