Rae - "I am not hormonal; I am intelligent and assertive. The distinction is crucial."

Sarah - "I'm not being rude; I wasn't listening so I wouldn't have to."

Kristian - "If he thinks that I am a workaholic, then he can jump on the first train to Lazyassville."

Gale - "Momma said a way to a man's heart was through his stomach, but I know it's really through his chest."

Kelly - "I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have at least one. -Laurell K. Hamilton"

Randee - "If you never expect anything, you're never disappointed. (Thanks, mom!)"

Jennifer - "No one else is gonna fix you but you; stop wasting my time."

Sue - "I wasn't put here to decorate your world with love."

Claudia - "Of course I'm a Heartless Bitch, I have self-respect, good sense, little patience and a great deal of bad experience with jerks and outright shitasses."

Susan - "The only problem that I have with breasts is the same one you might experience were I in the habit of staring at other men's dicks in your presence."

Erin - "Get thyself a life, oh foolish Vogue freak!"

Jennifer - "SUCK IT UP AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE!"

Kathleen - "Take what you want, don't beg for it, and don't whine when you don't get it."

Sierra - "I can go far, but we need to learn that the people holding us back just don't have the guts to do it themselves."

Sabrina - "What makes guys think that they look great in baggy clothes that show off their underwear, and who the hell raised the girls that encourage said guys by going out with them?"

Annette - "Life is a pizza and men are pepperoni -- a nice addition, but not necessary for enjoyment."

Fred - "I'm sorry; I must have left my surprised face in my other pants."

Ratna - "The reason I don't puke at those moments is because I do not want to dirty my clothes."

Jessica - "I would love to see a straight man in a whale bone corset say, "fiddle dee dee.""

Corinne - "Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old. --Shelagh Delaney"

Susan - "Don't whine about how bad your life is going, do something to change it to what you want."

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