Latonya - "Don't touch me, talk to me, question me, call me, or ask me shit unless you have some sense!"

Myranda - "My gender doesn't define me, my mind does."

Susan - "I prefer the company of my pets to that of other people--their personalities are generally better, their sense of humour is by far superior, and by no means would they judge for any reason other than the lack of food present in the relationship. Now that's true honesty."

Amy - "Engage brain before opening mouth."

Janet - "If you've got a problem, then do something. If you don't do something, then don't come whining to me about it."

Kris - "I listen to Tori Amos, go to Renaissance Faires, write poetry...and I'm carrying a twelve inch Buck knife. So, what time did you want to go out?"

Kathryn - "Just because his name is Bush doesn't mean he can control mine."

Corrie - "I firmly believe that sugar coating is for confectioners."

Maria - "Not much tolerance for the weak or superficial."

Cynthia - "You would have better luck castrating a bobcat in a telephone booth than trying any crap here buddy!"

Elena - "I yield to authority based on respect for superior knowledge and experience, not arbitrary hierarchy."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"