Sienna
I'm the person my friends call when they want cold, critical, objective
advice. I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I'm more than happy to support
a friend who's actively working through an undesirable situation. I am
frank and judgmental. I am an avid fan of generalizing and categorizing
people-this practice saves time, energy, and effort. I don't have the
patience to seek out the good in everyone. In my experience, about 10%
of the people I come into contact with are worthy of earning my respect.
I'm fairly certain the other 90% were put here to make me feel better
about myself. I respect those who exceed my expectations, and defy my
preconceived notions. I admire individuals who cannot be lumped into any
one group.
Many components of my personality qualify as "bitchy," but when used
wisely I see them as valuable tools. I'm emotionally restrained,
sarcastic, occasionally cynical, and always realistic. I can handle
constructive criticism without feeling wounded. My detached nature
allows me to keep a cool head in the most chaotic situations. My biggest
pet peeve is modern man's constant interference with the natural,
effective process of allowing only the strong to survive. I'm horrified
by the generation of supercharged nitwits we're creating. It kills me
that common sense has been rejected in favor of misplaced blame and
boastful ignorance. (You didn't *know* a steady diet of fast food would
make you fat?)
I get off on being called a bitch. It's the ultimate ego booster. I've
got enough self-esteem for two lifetimes, why does is that seen as such
a threat? I haven't had a serious boyfriend in years, but it's not for
lack of admirers. And my single status doesn't make me a lesbian, which
I've explained about 8479874983 times. I'm fully aware of what a
valuable, talented, independent, beautiful woman I am. I refuse to
extend these gifts to anyone who does not fully realize or appreciate
them.
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