Name: -Mª£ï©î¤µ§_Whø®€-

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
If anyone does the littlest thing to piss me off I will snap on them and bitch at them for hours.

[Why would anyone hang around for THAT bullshit?]

It doesn't matter who you are if i get pissed off I will say whatever is on my mind no matter how harsh it may be. The people who can't take it only get it worse.

[By worse do you mean stupider. That would be worse.]

One Liner:
Life's a bitch and so am I, so kiss my ass before I make you cry!

[Too many syllables.]

Name: Yolanda

URL : Whts URL?

[He's in the sauce.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I say what I have to say i don't give a fuck about noone.

[What about tea time? Twilighte? Midnighte? Half paste 4?]

i start alot of shyt and dont care. Im a free prson i dowhat i want, and so what if i sleep around im aplaya if you pick me good. if not then fuck you

[I'd be more upset if I understood what you were trying to say.]

One Liner:
you say bitch lke its a bad thiNG.

[It's just bad on you.]

Name: DKAppr

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[Nary a one.]

One Liner:
Could you drive better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass???

[Is there a secret steering column in there?]

Name: Lindsay

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't take anything, from anyone. I believe in myself, and exude self-confidence.

[Yeah. We can smell it from here.]

I don't have pity for people that wallow in their own misfortunes (GET ON WITH LIFE!) and people who can't stand up for themselves. I also don't like people that aren't inquisitive. We only live once, so why NOT try and learn everything?

[Why do you care how Johnny Droopalong lives his life? WE ONLY LIVE ONCE.]

It is totally selfish, but justifiable.

[With the right mental illness, EVERYTHING'S justifiable.]

I don't like people who are overweight either.

[Here we go.]

I can understand the ones that have medical problems, but the others have no excuse for it.

[Who appointed you to the Weight Watchers committee?]

Why don't you take care of your body? It's the only one that you are going to have!

[I could ask the same of you. That attitude of yours could cost you a lot of dental work or even plastic reconstructive surgery. Or an ass whipping. Whichever.]

God I love to rant.

[Obviously. This is why Open Mike ANYTHING scares me.]

I want people to know where I stand, but I'm willing to listen to their ideas. This is why I am a Heartless Bitch, with a touch of thoughtfulness in me.

[The two aren't mutually exclusive.]

One Liner:
I will drop you like 3rd period french.

[Why didn't anyone TELL me that Ocean's Eleven was on?]

Name: Sarah Rose

[Wasn't this the name of the beauty pageant sponsor in "Drop Dead Gorgeous"?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I suppose I'm a heartless bitch because, well, stupid people annoy me.

[Love the hesitation before the confession.]

Not just stupid people, but they're the most prominent. You have NO idea how many a day goes by when I want to bitch-slap some unesuspecting fool and tell them to get past the first pluckin'

[That almost sounds like a spoonerism.]

grade and get a bloody -life-. I find dependent women to be spineless and disgusting. I simply don't understand how people can -want- to live like that.

[I can't understand how people can -want- to spend their time grumbling about the scenery.]

I guess I'm pretty independent.

[You guess, do you? Where is the middle ground? Does this mean that you only ask for money when you NEED it?]

And I most definitely qualify as a bitch.

[Not yet.]

I have no qualms whatsoever about defining precisely what it is that pisses me off about a given moron (The Idiot of the Day gets a lil badge an everythin')

[Great many of you rejected applicants have no trouble speaking your mind. You generally fail because you have nothing to say.]

to their face with rather colorful vocabulary. I don't suffer fools, and only those who -earn- my respect (not an easy task, I assure you) are spared my tongue. Eh, who gives a frell if you

[What the fuck is a frell?]

guys think I'm enough of a bitch or not. I don't care.

[This is known as whistling past the graveyard.]

I KNOW I'm the kind of girl who can send people running with one facial expression.

[Even when it's not HALLOWE'EN?]

. in the most literal sense. Stupid people annoy me, whiny lil brats make me want to injure something (preferably them)

[See, this is just stupid and mean. Brats are the result of bad parenting. If you want to HIT someone, choose the person responsible, not the underling.]

and those stupid women who are always simpering over this man or that one and who screwed who cause me to develop somewhat of a twitch, caused by the sheer self-control required to not turn around and tell them to get a plucking life of their own. Oh, wait... I don't bother to hold back. I -am- a bitch, after all.

[So Bitchy that she "curses" in PG.]

One Liner:
Don't hate me cause I'm a bitch. Hate me because I'm a better bitch than you -ever- have a chance of being.

[You're not worthy of hate.]

Name: Ami

URL : www.[her website]/princess.html

[Some moments are priceless.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
well since there are no real list of qualities

[There is a real list. It's all implied. There IS an incomplete checklist on the opening page, though. I don't accept anyone who uses ONLY THAT, anyway.]

to compare myself to all i can say is that i simply am a heartless bitch and no one has contested it yet so here i am.

[This same reasoning will allow me to define you as an idiot. I doubt that I would get anyone to contest it.]

dont let me down bitch bouncer im not here nothing.

[No, you wanted this kind of attention. "Thank-you-ma'am,-may-I-have-another" and all that rot. Believe it or not, there are actually REAL people who do aim for this column just so I can kick their virtual ass. I should start charging for the privilege.]

truth be told

[This means that you were lying before.]

i m just here so i can get that fucked up poodle but for some reason i think i should earn it first by being an acctual member.

[No, feel free to buy ANYTHING from our product line. You may not BE a card-carrying member, but we're not going to turn your money down for something like that. Think of it as a souvenier of our time together.]

ps. what the hell was up with that skanky ho in weak of the week? god she needs some goals, a role model or somthing.

[You got me. She needs a therapist, most likely.]

One Liner:
This world is too full of pedantical bullshit.

[Amen. This would be chapter 4 billion 5.]