Name: Lisa

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I selfishly broke off my engagement to my love of 5+ years because of his ridiculous narcissism, passive-aggressive tendencies, and total failure to communicate.

[It really took you 5+ years to figure this out?]

I'm unemployed, with two children to support. He paid all the bills. But you know what? I don't give a fuck. I'm sick of his shit so I am GONE. I've already moved myself & my girls into our own apartment.

[Translation: I met a NEW sucker.  How are you paying for all that shit when you are unemployed?  Yeah, we already know.]

One Liner:
I learn to grow by letting go! If something isn't working out for me, I just walk away.

[Listen, cookie, you don't get into Heartless Bitches for doing shit you're already supposed to be doing.]

Name: Jean

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Three days before Christmas in 2008 I was left with my three boys as my fience of 11 years left us for his Secretary. (who happened to be my friend. I was a stay at home Goddess.

[Damn.  What kind of man abandons his family 3 days before Christmas?  Yeah, what kind of woman puts up with an 11 YEAR engagement?  Who are you, Oprah?  Everyone BUT you knew he wasn't going to buy your cow, so why did you stick around for that?]

It has been over a year and though I had to go to food banks and the Salvation army for the first two weeks,

[Boo fucking hoo.  Maybe you should have DONE something interesting in those 11 years?  How many times do you have to see this shit on Lifetime (and I KNOW you watched that shit) before you stay-at-home Goddesses wake the fuck up?  YOU CANNOT DEPEND ON SOMEONE ELSE.  Life happens.  Dare I say it?  STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FUCKING FEET, in good times AND bad.]

I decided to become a heartless BIOTCH, get a jobbie job (in this crap ass economy)

[Too bad you had to wait until you were FUCKING STARVING to support yourself.]

and fight for almost a year for custody of my three boys ages 4, 10, and 17.

[Can you guess why you're having to fight for it?  Because you couldn't afford to support these kids because you have no skills, no job, no experience, and you stuck with a man who showed you that he wasn't willing to go the distance with you.]

Throughout this time I never gave up. I did not act like some crying bitch sitting there feeling sorry for myself. I became a heartless bitch and took no crap from any attorneys, any X family members, no body. 

[Too little, too late.]

I won full custody and now take care of three boys ALONE, no family helping me.

[Why should you get a medal for this?  Millions of women do this shit EVERY DAY.  It's what we're supposed to do.]

I do NOT allow anyone to mess with me and my family. If you mess with my kids, I mess right back. You don't pay for your kids? I report you.

[Meaning that you report HIM, don't you?]

Ive finally gotton to the point where it is about ME one day a week, where I go out, have fun, and don't take any crap from any non heartless bitches. Its MY day of rest.

[Are you fucking kidding me?  You had 11 years of it being all about you.  So what?  I'd bet money that on that "day of rest" your 17 year old is pulling your weight, right?]

I won. Im the winner. And I have a tattoo to prove it.

[Pfft.  What did you win?  At whose expense?]

One Liner:
DILLIGAF? Cause I don't care about your woes...get off your ass and save your family from homelessness. Oh and SUCK IT while your at it.

[You know, saving your family from homelessness would have more meaning if you didn't PUT THEM THERE in the first place.  You SHOULD have given a fuck THEN.]

Name: Love

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I need to stop being a Nice Guy. So I'm joining to see if I can get back-up from the main branch. Of course, as you're nothing more than bitches, the first thing I did was paying 10 dollars for you're services.

[This is a classic example of the Nice Guy still not getting it - he's giving something in the expectation of getting something in return.  Everything has strings.]

One Liner:
Let's get dangerous!